Me (Male) Harvesting Guy’s Shit At Work

So as you can see there I had options of what I could do with it. Basically I tasted each of the logs; they all tasted like the blue water from the porta potties, but whatever, it wasn’t for consuming, especially because I found glass in the outhouse.

I sucked the thicker log a big and rubbed shit on my nipples. I grabbed a lot of this poop and pushed as much as I could up my asshole. I need a tool that injects shit into my ass. That would be amazing.

I mean, how do you get someone to make the perfect scat when shitting is mostly random, depending on what you eat, who you are and how hydrated you are?

I left the shit inside my colon to marinade my insides. I know that alone is pretty risky but then I grabbed one of the needles and started grazing my nipples with the dirty end as I pumped my cock with the thick caked on shit I had harvested. Tipsy and horny, I had no problem cumming to the absolutely risky and wrong actions I took last night. I don’t regret it one bit this morning. I even greased my cock https://hookupdate.net/de/maiotaku-review/ with lube this morning and got off to how kinky I had gotten last night and came again.

For what it’s worth, I had my girlfriend’s blessing. She appreciates my creativity but still worries about my health doing this stuff. As long as you’re doing anything to hurt anyone and harvesting conservatively, I don’t see a problem doing these types of things.

I didn’t give a fuck who he was. The turd was perfect. I wish my scat queen could have replicated this shit for me but she couldn’t / wasn’t available.

The girls that were down, could go but the result was less than ideal. I’m talking ass piss liquid shit or fluffy gross pieces. My current girlfriend can produce decent sized smooth shits and better looking ones than even that, but I was at work today and couldn’t help myself with the male shit I saw before me in the stall.

Now, being a guy, open minded, possibly bi, I’m very particular what shit I go for, what excites me and the like. I wish I could have taken a picture. It was hard with some smoothness but more individual pieces molding into one super turd. In the picture below, it would be considered brown + sausage shaped but lumpy.

Anyways, I saw this massive turd in the bathroom. I almost went to another stall, before realizing nobody is inside the bathroom at all. So I went back to the shit filled bowl without hesitation. This was my lunch break. I could have done what I normally would have done, but I wasn’t going to pass on this perfect shit.

I know, too much detail on my scat experience but necessary. This WAS NOT a girl’s shit, this was a guy’s shit. Which is more rare for me to enjoy but more common for me to find, as I am a guy.

This is the problem I’ve been facing for years during my scat dating experiences

I firstly touched the shit. It was intact, possibly an hour or less old. Firm, not soft, but not really hard either. It smelt good. Not like the kind you just want to throw away. It was more attractive by the second. I couldn’t believe it.

With just 15 minutes to myself, I figured I could have an amazing experience solo here, without my girlfriend. She has been very patient with me by the way and is okay with guys in the picture (I know these guys aren’t sure that their shit is going to be played with, but I still asked for GF approval), so I went for it.